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Filed by Admin at March 15th, 2007 under Uncategorized, The Cure Service Group
March 15th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
The True Rituals and Antiquity of the Religion of Javacrucianism
First cometh the most ancient of rituals, known in times as ancient as Before the Web, on the Net, in the newsgroups:
In this ritual, all chants shall be repeated three times, and three shall be the number of the repetitions: two, thou shalt not chant, savest thou continuest on to three. Four is right out.
With the First Cup, chant slowly:
“Where there is life, there is coffee;
Where there is coffee, there is life”
With the Second Cup, chant ( with swing):
“We love the Goddess Caffeina,
We love to drink her Java”
With the Third Cup:
“OoomphjavajavaoomphjavajavaOoomphjavajava”
April 13th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Coffeeeeeee!!
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